Emergency Primatologist
Summary:
A surprising number of apes wander into Bastion's establishment every day.
You were always on call to force them out with minimal collateral damage, or at least convince them to act like respectable customers.
Take a Monkey Discouragement Rod (d6+d6 CHA damage against primates excluding humans) and an anti-face-ripping mask.
What Was Your Speciality? |
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£1 Gorillas, large and strong but respecting tradition - You’re very good at appearing bigger and stronger than you really are. You can convincingly copy any form of ritualized combat, if you’ve witnessed it at least once. |
£2 Gibbons, incredibly agile but solve most problems by screaming - You can scream very loudly. If something hoots (or screams) at you, you can hoot back louder. |
£3 Bonobos, constantly lusty - If you want, you can be sexually appealing to any vaguely humanoid creature (bipedal, two arms, two legs, some sort of head) |
£4 Orangutans, unerringly calm - You can always keep a calm facade, regardless of your inner turmoil. You can also stretch your cheeks very far. |
£5 Baboons, vicious and answering only to violence - Your unarmed attacks deal d6 damage to fleshy targets. You can tear faces off on critical damage. |
£6 Macaques, with notoriously sticky fingers - You always subconsciously watch your interlocutors hands. They can’t pickpocket from you or do anything similarly underhanded without you noticing. |
Where Did You Learn Your Trade? |
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1 HP You were raised by apes (Species according to table above) - take a runty monkey brother (d6 nails and teeth, DEX 15, 4HP) |
2 HP Trained by a renowned explorer and zoologist - Take a safari outfit, including a pith helmet. It gives you an air of an upper-class gentleman adventurer. |
3 HP A shady correspondence course - Take a worthless, but impressive seeming diploma. |
4 HP Years of observation in the field - Take a notebook full of excitable notes on primate behaviour. |
5 HP You made it up as you went along - Take a collection of scars, with stories to go along with them. |
6 HP Trained by a group of mischievous mock-apes - take a book titled “How to trick a monkey”. All the pages are blank. |