What was your tagger pseudonym?
£1 Hans - You have comically oversized hands.
£2 Double - There’s two of you. You’re twins, or very similar looking friends. You mostly act as one person.
£3 Tia - It took you a long time to get bored. Take a pair of cool sunglasses (double as reading glasses) and decades of experience in vandalism.
£4 Mosca - You’ve got a fly’s head. Maybe you’re a weird mockery or something. You can eat anything soft and organic, but it always looks gross.
£5 Uzzi - You’re the size of a child, have an unusual skin color (like green) and a weird face.
£6 Ghost - You can squeeze through any gap you can fit your head in.

What did you do besides tagging?
1 HP Stole washing machines - if you can lift something you can carry it through any terrain at normal speed.
2 HP Grew zoom shrooms - take a dose of psychedelic mushrooms, you know how to grow more with some dirt and access to shady materials.
3 HP Made experimental music - take low-fi recording equipment. Recorded sounds are audibly different on playback.
4 HP Breakdanced - You can headspin indefinitely
5 HP Hunted banana slugs - You can always smell a mollusk in the same room as you (or in a ten meter radius if you’re outside or in a big room)
6 HP Smoked - Take a Ciggie-brand ashtray and lighter, half a pack of cigarettes, and a nicotine addiction.