Which instrument lost you your license?
£1: Percussion Shotgun (d8, ranged, bulky)
£2: Bow Harp (d6, ranged, bulky)
£3: Tambourine Chakram (d6)
£4: Choke Lyre (d6)
£5: Axe-guitar (d6, bulky)
£6: Spiked Stafflute (d6, bulky)

Where were you most appreciated?
1 HP: The Wire Jungle. Take Musical tesla coil - Plays music through nearby electronics making it temporarily unusable.
2 HP: The Deep Highlands. Take Fumigation bagpipes - can be loaded with liquids to be dispersed as a gas.
3 HP: The Unstable Boulevard. Take a set of Collateral bongo drums - they produce slight earth tremors.
4 HP: The Patriot Pub. Take Starmetal Gong - may act like a shield, 1 Armour.
5 HP: Pre-emptive Historian’s Union. Take Babel Microphone - speech is translated to an ur-language universally understood and reviled by all.
6 HP: Choralia. Take a Polycrow with your face on it (3 HP) - mimics your voice perfectly.

If you are the youngest player the party is £10,000 in debt to:
Militant Musical Mob: Debtholders and debtors alike must speak with one another in sing-song, or add 500 pounds to their debt.